Answer as WRONG as you can

The pictures when you don't see his face! I love them!

What is a dog?

It's the husband of a cat. They make a wild couple.

How would you ask Eric to get married with you?
(I'm being evil)

I wouldn't ask him, I would order it to him and slap him if he denied it. And than I would force him to sign our certificate of marriage. no, I couldn't ever only thinking of hurting Eric it even hurts to only write it

Tell me what do you would do if Eric would come to your home!

Sent him out
Nothing could be more wrong that that

What is rain?

Rain happends when angels need to pee

What are thunders

Hey, that was soppoused to be a wrong answer

Thunders are a very nice people with white hats and black socks that keep chasing me in the street, everytime I walk around wearing pink hat.

Who is God?

God is the director of Fox News, I think his name is Homer J. Simpson actually

What's Melodifestivalen?

What I do at Shower.

Who is Danny Saucedo?

He is the biggest Eric Saade hater ever. Sometimes, answering in this topic hurts.

Who is Måns Zelmerlöw?

He is Justin Bieber's boyfriend

Who is Justin Bieber

Quote :

Sometimes, answering in this topic hurts.

YES, it does

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Justin Bieber is the most amazing singer on earth.

Who is Rebecca Black??

She is the queen of pop, a fashion designer and the wises girl on earth.

Who are you?

Pikachu

Who is God?

god is my pig.

so what is your favourite food?

Depends. I look in the garbage and select the most delicious products there

How do you plan your diet?

I eat boys for breakfest, lunch, and dinner. That's my diet. Understand it in whatever way you want


What is love?

Love is a terrible disease that affects people from 13 to 99. According to the World Health Organization it's worst than AIDS

What do you wear?

Nothing. I like to expose myself.

What do you do for living?

Get drunk every day, and run in my undies in the streets

Quote :

Love is a terrible disease that affects people from 13 to 99. According to the World Health Organization it's worst than AIDS

That is a wrong answer? The you are lucky

How are you?

I'm so happy I'll be listening Justin Bieber's songs 24/7 (That's really wrong because if I do this I will commit suicide sooner or later)

And you?

I'm so sad today. I will listen to a Danny Saucedo interview in less than a hour and I will commit a Suicide, bahhh Really, answering in this topic hurts >.<

Hmmmm....

What are you doing?

I'm depressed because today is my day off. I really want to work as a slave, with no pay please

What's your perfect kind of date?

Going to the movies! (yes, that's a wrong answer )

Who's your sister?

My sister is Justin Bieber but before his operation she was named Vanilla

Who's your favorite celebrity

Rebecca Black Ouch!

Hmmmm... who's your boyfriend/girlfriend?